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PostSubject: teacher asked johnny   Fri Sep 09, 2011 8:14 am

eacher asked johnny: if there were five birds on a fence and you shot one, how many were left?

johnny: none because others will fly away.

teacher: the answer is four but i like the way you think.

johnny: i have a question ma'am. if three women are eating ice cream; one is licking, one is biting and the other one is sucking, which one is married?

teacher answered nervously: well, the one sucking the cone.

johnny: no ma'am you're wrong. the one with the wedding ring on her finger is married, but i like the way you think.
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